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I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:

  1. Baptism water park
  2. Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip
  3. Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)
  4. Buff Jesus
  5. Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana
  6. A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all
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